MOST OF WHAT I WRITE; ISN'T ALL WHAT REALITY PAINTS; GO AHEAD MR BENDAL; MR BENDAL YEAHHH, MR BENDAL OHHH MR BENDAL; HERE HAVE A DOLLAR; NO, HERE HAVE 2, $2 BUYS U A COMBO, CUDDLY TOY & MEEEEEEE( I M 2 BILLION DOLLARS CHIIING CHIIING)

WOW ITS BEEN AN EPIC & EVENTFULL WEEK FOR ME; ITS AMAZING WHAT 'A STATUS' CAN SAY; THEN IT BECOMES SOMETHING BIG

I SOO WI$H I HAD MY BEDROOM *FLA$HED & JAZZED* uP EXACTLY AS AN ILLUMINATED STAGE WITH FLASHY LIGHTS & CRAZY SWIRLING SCENERY & LARGE COLORED MIRRORBALL SQUARES + ECCENTRIC PARTY GIRLZ

I HAVE SUCH A JASON ROYAL LAUGH; THAT EVEN WHEN I WENT TO HAVE A DIFFERENT LIGHT INTERVIEW IN 92 MORE FM OFFICE IN VICTORIA ST IN 2OO4; JASON ROYAL SAID HIMSELF THAT HE'D WANT ME TO BE HIM; ANY RADIO OFFERS WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED